The world. Is it ready for a radical looking Rolls Royce?

Kinja'd!!! "El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
10/24/2014 at 18:24 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! I Do It For Miatas, NC Owner > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 18:28

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This kinda looks like the 2015 Mustang with Lincoln tail lights to me


Kinja'd!!! Sir Halffast > I Do It For Miatas, NC Owner
10/24/2014 at 18:33

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I was going to go for Viper front plus Tesla butt, but your way works too...


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 18:36

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Maybe, but not that that one. That looks like a GTR, a Ferrari F12, and a Dodge Charger got together in all the wrong ways.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 18:37

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There's absolutely nothing *stately* about that design. Not one dram, iota, or atom. LED mirror indicators, swept roof, complete abandonment of pillar design in the grill, Japanese-influenced rear rake, Me-Too-ist headlights...

A Roller needs to be able to stand on its own, not as a mescaline-binged LFA/Audi crackbaby. A Rolls is all about form over function, to be sure, but the form here in question is with entirely the wrong targeted appeal. The world might be ready for a radical looking Rolls Royce, but not in any sense in which "radical" is synonymous with "Qatari Boy Racer". Just... ergh.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 18:44

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It looks nothing like a Rolls should.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/24/2014 at 18:52

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But, but...Bugatti exhaust.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 18:54

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A *gentleman* has other avenues for his enormous phallus than his automobile. Plus which, I think Facel Vega conclusively proved the most Like A Sir exhaust is twin-tip through bumper.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 18:56

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Gads, that's made me realize something else - the chrome! It just doesn't have enough, by which I mean really any. Modern Rolls are a little weak on that account, but it's a staple that on this is just.. not there.


Kinja'd!!! El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/24/2014 at 18:58

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Grille is black chrome?


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 18:59

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Nope. Not going for it. When one of the legendary features of a past model was that the trim had nickel sheet soldered the fuck on, dumping the shiny is just not cricket.


Kinja'd!!! Turbo666 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/24/2014 at 19:00

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It's cool, but I have to agree with Ramblin


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
10/24/2014 at 19:02

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I should clarify, really, that there's totally a place for mescaline-binged LFA/Audi crackbabies. Just not in the Rolls Stable.


Kinja'd!!! Old-Busted-Hotness > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/24/2014 at 21:49

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Qatari Boy Racer. Couldn't have said it better.